Just got a new job, here are some poems i thought of to commemmorrate this event.
Working Sucks
Getting Paid Rules!!!
SMOKO
Having smoko's really fun
eating up a sticky bun
you can drink a can of coke
we can all be good blokes
Jun 5, 2011
At the bus stop was sat two Africans, a brother and a sister. they both had tight jeans on and were eating macdonalds and chilling, waiting for the bus.
the sister was the older one and she pulled out her ipod and put some music on.
a white lady, in her late 20s and with a black linen frock and hairy/scratched legs went and sat next to them. she gave them a quick smile as she sat down. she was also listening to her ipod.
after ten minutes, a bus to inala came and the two kids got on. the white lady stayed seated and i checked her out again, hoping that even though i wasn't attracted to her she'd still look over to me and i'd get that cool eye contact.
Later on that evening, the african kids were having dinner at home...
"that lady who sat next to us stunk, could you smell her?"
"no, what did she smell like?"
"gross, like i dunno, a hippie. she smelled like west end"
"yuck, i hate that. i bet she felt cool sitting next to us"
"they always do"
"I know, they do"
the sister was the older one and she pulled out her ipod and put some music on.
a white lady, in her late 20s and with a black linen frock and hairy/scratched legs went and sat next to them. she gave them a quick smile as she sat down. she was also listening to her ipod.
after ten minutes, a bus to inala came and the two kids got on. the white lady stayed seated and i checked her out again, hoping that even though i wasn't attracted to her she'd still look over to me and i'd get that cool eye contact.
Later on that evening, the african kids were having dinner at home...
"that lady who sat next to us stunk, could you smell her?"
"no, what did she smell like?"
"gross, like i dunno, a hippie. she smelled like west end"
"yuck, i hate that. i bet she felt cool sitting next to us"
"they always do"
"I know, they do"
May 14, 2011
wow, something new and cool
Hey, just thought I would let all my read-derrs know.... that i made a new blog...not that this one is ever retired or something, but just to let you know that for your reading and ocular pleasures there is a new website called http://grossfood-buckethats.tumblr.com/ that you can look at for all your gross looking food or bucket hat pleasures. I hope that you enjoy it, all the best.
Theo
Theo
Apr 5, 2011
Is this cool, or stupid?
Just in case you've been away from the internet for the past 22 years, I started another stupid (awesome) blog, called http://grossfood-buckethats.tumblr.com so go and paste that into your explorer bar if you know how to do that and you know what's good and you're sure to be able to kill SOME time
This would suck....
Okay, so it was a Thursday morning and I walked out of my front gate at about 11.15AM to get the bus just round the corner at 11.19AM.
It was good that since the NAZIS took over Brisbane.... at least the bus ran on time.
I had to turn left out of my house, to get to the stop, at least, I used to have to. The new Nazi rulers were really irritating, so they made us always go right, which meant I had to walk round the block. Part of that was, I had to walk past the house of these two brothers I went to school with... who are now dead, even though they must've been at least 2nd generation, being Chinese they still got killed and now these retards from wherever, Germany or Logan or some shit live there, which SUCKS.
So i go to get the bus and when I'm at the bus stop, there're these full-on Nazi supporters there, also waiting to get the bus. They are kind of menacing, but like, the nazis only took over about a year ago, so it's still kind of retarded seeming when you see these people who used to just be all normal (i've lived in this suburb my whole life) suddenly get all crazy and in with the naazi thing.
ANYWAY we wait and then the bus pulls up, on time. I let some of them, the ones who got there before me, get on first and then i go to get on. I pull my Bus Card out of my pocket and go to zap it on the machine.... and it doesn't zap. I try again, but nothing happens... I look up at the driver, "what, man, I don't know what's happening, this worked perfectly yesterday."
I'm scared and I am also late for uni. The driver looks at me and I look at him and up the bus, where everyone is looking back at me... jesus, I am the idiot here.
The driver says, "get off the bus"
I say, "ah, can't you let me on, i'm late for uni and i'll just recharge later, i promise."
The driver says to me, "no"
"you are a dick" I mutter, as i petulantly turn to getoff the bus.
"HEY!!!!!!" this do-gooder sitting behind the driver screams, "I HEARD THAT!!!!"
THEy get UP and come and grab me by the back of my shirt and throw me right out of the bus onto the nature strip/footpath and graze my hands and hit my chin a bit.
"YOU ARE A LITTLE SHIT, LET ME TELL YOU, YOU ANIMAL, DON'T TRY TO GET OUT OF FAIR PAYING AGAIN!!!!"
I look back up at the guy, shocked and scared, but the doors have closed already and the bus drives off.................
It was good that since the NAZIS took over Brisbane.... at least the bus ran on time.
I had to turn left out of my house, to get to the stop, at least, I used to have to. The new Nazi rulers were really irritating, so they made us always go right, which meant I had to walk round the block. Part of that was, I had to walk past the house of these two brothers I went to school with... who are now dead, even though they must've been at least 2nd generation, being Chinese they still got killed and now these retards from wherever, Germany or Logan or some shit live there, which SUCKS.
So i go to get the bus and when I'm at the bus stop, there're these full-on Nazi supporters there, also waiting to get the bus. They are kind of menacing, but like, the nazis only took over about a year ago, so it's still kind of retarded seeming when you see these people who used to just be all normal (i've lived in this suburb my whole life) suddenly get all crazy and in with the naazi thing.
ANYWAY we wait and then the bus pulls up, on time. I let some of them, the ones who got there before me, get on first and then i go to get on. I pull my Bus Card out of my pocket and go to zap it on the machine.... and it doesn't zap. I try again, but nothing happens... I look up at the driver, "what, man, I don't know what's happening, this worked perfectly yesterday."
I'm scared and I am also late for uni. The driver looks at me and I look at him and up the bus, where everyone is looking back at me... jesus, I am the idiot here.
The driver says, "get off the bus"
I say, "ah, can't you let me on, i'm late for uni and i'll just recharge later, i promise."
The driver says to me, "no"
"you are a dick" I mutter, as i petulantly turn to getoff the bus.
"HEY!!!!!!" this do-gooder sitting behind the driver screams, "I HEARD THAT!!!!"
THEy get UP and come and grab me by the back of my shirt and throw me right out of the bus onto the nature strip/footpath and graze my hands and hit my chin a bit.
"YOU ARE A LITTLE SHIT, LET ME TELL YOU, YOU ANIMAL, DON'T TRY TO GET OUT OF FAIR PAYING AGAIN!!!!"
I look back up at the guy, shocked and scared, but the doors have closed already and the bus drives off.................
Mar 31, 2011
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