Oct 11, 2012

Dumb/Funny

Here are two hilarious pornos I watched. In the first link, I thought it was actually a great mix of banality/sexiness, but the climax at the end had me laughing hysterically with no shorts on. http://video.xnxx.com/video2157954/very_hot_home_sex_video_-_facebookpussy.org This second link is funny, but then I looked at the title and the 'yacht' that they're on and I was laughing more. I only wish I was living such a highlife - they can't even get to the ocean, they're on a lake! http://video.xnxx.com/video2198714/fucking_the_wife_on_a_yacht

Aug 7, 2012

Existential Graffiti


Perhaps the most boring cap to ever be made ever

Aug 6, 2012

ROMP

I will make a small zine in the next few weeks all about sex and how fun it is. no heavy stuff, no politics, no activism, just jazzin on a real fun topic. Here's a quick paint picture I did, which I'm pretty sure I stole from somewhere where I've seen it done better/by someone famous (if anyone ever reads this blog then maybe you could tell me who I've stolen it from (that's also a test to see if anyone ever reads this))

Aug 2, 2012

For me, this song will never get old. It has this fantastic melancholy to it, which I'll never get over.
Here's a cut on the back of a guy's head. He had cuts all over his forehead and tattoos all over his body, but obviously i couldn't really take a photo of the front of hime. when He got off the tram he had to push past some people and seemed quite well spoken.

Earlier on tonight, I had to fish the tip of my finger out of a pile of mushrooms

Jul 31, 2012

Life is weird,/ Because even though my desk/ is covered in tissues/ there is a clean tissue box on the floor/ i still wipe snot/ under the desk///

Jul 29, 2012

Freed Flora

at a party last night, in a reaction to the racism and inhospitality of the party hosts, i racked these two pot plants. I don't plan on returning them, but I have no idea what exactly they are or how to look after them. Don't let them die on me, instead help me to grow them in an environment free of prejudice and vilification based on skin-colour. If you know what these plants are and/or how to look after them, please lend me a hand. The fern, as you can tell by it's liberal-minded stance and open disposition, was already mine. It's the other two plants I need help with.

Jul 27, 2012

Apology to web browsers

Look, I really let this blog go down the shitter. I realise a bunch of funny and cool photos that I posted onto this blog have disappeared and frankly I can't remember where they came from or what they're of so you'll have to deal with imagining what they are/were and maybe even just suggesting a funny photo for me to replace the empty space with or just imagining your own funny photo. I really hope you continue to look at this website, I do think of it a lot and try to update it once a while.
Here are some photos I took of a closed-down florists and an interesting matchbox in an opshop yesterday.
Here are some pictures I took at a car show about a year ago at the Eagle Farm Raceway.

Mar 1, 2012



magic, to steal from R4TH, real wizardry