Do Not Recommend 1

Today at university, I was starving. I went into the refectory and I got a piece of wholemeal bread and I put caesar dressing on it and some hot chilli sauce and I jammed it all into my mouth. Sauce went all over my hands and around my mouth; the bread was hard to eat and not very tastey. I tried to kid myself that it was borne out of some starving necessity, but I think I just wanted to seem cool and desperate. After I did this and tried to swallow it down, I went and bought some noodles in the container that you put the hot water over, which were pretty tastey, but jammed with MSG. The noodles satisfied me and they came with soup as well.